Rock salt

At work, I answered the phone, before the snow storm hit.

-"Hello?"
-"Hello!"
-"Hello..."
-"Hello!"
-"Yes. Hello?"
-(said with thick Indian accent) "Doyouhaverocksalt?"
-"I'm sorry?"
-"Doyouhaverocksalt?"
-"For sidewalks? No, I'm sorry, we don't."
-"It coming! It's coming! It's coming!"
-"Yes, I...
-"It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!"
-"...but we..."
-"So you do not have rock salt?"
-"No."
-"Goodbye."

Immigrants are funny.